Baby: I want it!
Me: Okay. Can you ask politely?
Baby: Please.
Me: Here you go.
Baby: It's chik-en?
Me: No, it's tuna.
Baby: It's "toooona"? Ohh.
Me: ...
Baby: It's chik-en?
Me: No, it's tuna. Tuna fish. It's fish.
Baby: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Me: ...
Baby: It's dol-fin?